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3)   A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and tells him that her
body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me." She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony. She
then pushes on her knee and screams... pushes on her ankle and screams, and
so it goes. No matter where she touches, her agony is apparent. After some
thought, the doctor says "You're not really a brunette, are you? You're
really a blonde". She sheepishly admits that indeed, she is a blonde. "I
thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."


4)    Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9.

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Lavanya

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