Just have to share these two jokes. Sorry if either is offensive and off limits of the list. But laughed so much so just had to tell everyone 1) A chicken and an egg lying in bed together smoking a cigarette. One says to the other: "Well that solves that then". 2) The manager of an office wants to motivate his staff so he puts up a sign saying "THINK" above the basin in the staff restroom. Upon returning he finds a new sign above the dispenser saying "THOAP" Take Care Lavanya ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn