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Rick, now that you mention it I'm wondering.......Ray ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rick McGirr" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2005 9:01 AM Subject: Re: One Nation Under Dog > Ray, > > Hahahaha. I hope you're still on the lookout for changes in behavior. > The first time you pass by a tree and even wonder what it smells like, > seek professional help! > > A dog lover w/out dog, > Rick > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "rayilynlee" <[log in to unmask]> > To: <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2005 12:05 AM > Subject: One Nation Under Dog > > >> A couple of years ago this was printed in the North County Edition > of The Californian. The editor, Mark Wahlberg sent it to another > editor who emailed me back that his dog >> Rufus agreed, he would have no other dogs before him. >> >> This was meant to amuse, not infuriate and since some enjoyed the > Do Dogs have souls discussion, consider this: >> >> ONE NATION UNDER DOG >> >> A long time ago in 1954 some dyslexic liberal reading from left to > right got this "one nation under God" thing all wrong. It is > self-evident that if you read from right to left you get "Dog", the > true deity of the cosmos. >> >> I know the Supreme Being is a Dog because my dog loves all people > unconditionally and is forgiving and tolerant. He really doesn't care > about your gender, race, appearance, age or beliefs. He will > unselfishly give his life for you. He suffers pain stoically. He > doesn't wage religious wars. >> >> He has one flaw. He can't stand other dogs. He has to be the "only > dog". This may actually support my belief in his supremacy. He will > have no other dogs before him. >> >> Another thing is we are starting to look like each other. I think > I've been created in his image. >> >> Also, dogs shouldn't be kept out of our schools. As a former teacher > I can testify to the fact that whenever I let a stray dog stay in my > classroom, student behavior improved. >> >> The pledge of allegiance could easily and should be amended to > reflect my religious belief that we are "one nation under Dog" >> >> Rayilyn Brown, a dog's person >> >> >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------------- > -- >> To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: > mailto:[log in to unmask] >> In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn >> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: > mailto:[log in to unmask] > In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn