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Ray, Hahahaha. I hope you're still on the lookout for changes in behavior. The first time you pass by a tree and even wonder what it smells like, seek professional help! A dog lover w/out dog, Rick ----- Original Message ----- From: "rayilynlee" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, July 17, 2005 12:05 AM Subject: One Nation Under Dog > A couple of years ago this was printed in the North County Edition of The Californian. The editor, Mark Wahlberg sent it to another editor who emailed me back that his dog > Rufus agreed, he would have no other dogs before him. > > This was meant to amuse, not infuriate and since some enjoyed the Do Dogs have souls discussion, consider this: > > ONE NATION UNDER DOG > > A long time ago in 1954 some dyslexic liberal reading from left to right got this "one nation under God" thing all wrong. It is self-evident that if you read from right to left you get "Dog", the true deity of the cosmos. > > I know the Supreme Being is a Dog because my dog loves all people unconditionally and is forgiving and tolerant. He really doesn't care about your gender, race, appearance, age or beliefs. He will unselfishly give his life for you. He suffers pain stoically. He doesn't wage religious wars. > > He has one flaw. He can't stand other dogs. He has to be the "only dog". This may actually support my belief in his supremacy. He will have no other dogs before him. > > Another thing is we are starting to look like each other. I think I've been created in his image. > > Also, dogs shouldn't be kept out of our schools. As a former teacher I can testify to the fact that whenever I let a stray dog stay in my classroom, student behavior improved. > > The pledge of allegiance could easily and should be amended to reflect my religious belief that we are "one nation under Dog" > > Rayilyn Brown, a dog's person > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] > In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn