# 183 Tuesday, July 4, 2006 - "IT'S A SMALL WORLD, AFTER ALL". I love the "It's a small world" Disneyland ride. For one thing, it is legitimately accessible for wheelchair folks. Too many amusement rides are labeled accessible, but aren't. ("Oh, yes, completely accessible, all you have to do is stand up, walk three or four steps, pivot-turn and you're there!") But Small World? In the midst of a bank of flowers, a smooth ramp leads to a gentle canal. A river boat pulls up next to you, a gate opens, a smiling someone secures the wheels of your loved one's chair, adds two safety belts-- and the boat takes off. "It's a small world after all." Also it just plain makes me happy to see people from every nation getting along, even if only for five minutes in a children's puppet ride. Yesterday Gloria went back to the hospital again. Her chest "felt like an elephant was sitting on it" and we thought maybe it was a mild heart attack, or more pneumonia. So she went through the usual tests (I hate it when they poke a needle into the back of her hand to get blood) and found out that maybe it was something simple, and easy to fix: the medication was not getting through. A machine called a nebulizer blew medicine into her lungs instead of her throat, and after twenty minutes she sat up and said she was bored. A mere five hours later and we were just about good to go, another noisy machine to take home. Some people have pets; we have nebulizers. Well, they shed less. All that remained was to pick up the new medications at the pharmacy. "There's only a couple of people in line," the optimistic nurse assistant said, when I groaned. Hmm. I don't know which Niles pharmacy she was referring to which had the short line. Inside was a very short line-the dropoff line. That was nothing. Piece of cake. Beside that was the village explainer. She told you what the directions on the various bottles read, when you reached that state of bliss, medications actually in your hand. But first..To the right, a twenty-foot line to the far wall. Then, the line stretched left across the much longer back wall of the pharmacy. Then left again for another wall- I took out my wait-in-line happy cards. Everywhere I go, I bring my magic make-time-pass cards. If I am working on a particularly troublesome issue, like why in Heaven's name the House Republicans (allegedly) are making it a "Family Values Issue" to attack Somatic Cell Nuclear Transfer, (SCNT, sometimes called therapeutic cloning) I have a 3x5 card with key points written on it. Then I can study the points (political suicide to abandon millions of suffering Americans just to please a narrowing band of know-nothing fanatics; financially ridiculous to pass up a chance to drastically lower health care costs; SCNT has nothing to do with reproductive cloning, etc.) and the time goes by. But today I had my handy-dandy Mandarin flash cards. On the Internet I purchased this cool box of little cards "Chinese in a Flash" (Ha! Chinese is many things, but learnable "in a flash" it is not!) so I always have about five cards in my wallet. When the small talk runs out, I just reach for my five cards and am not bored. I think I mentioned I am studying Mandarin Chinese? It is part of my secret backup plan. I worry conservative leadership in my homeland will do something asinine-- like ban SCNT, or criminalize chimeric research, or moratorium-ize some other vital ingredient of cure-but if they do, I have a back up plan. If I can speak good enough Chinese, I could take Roman to China for an eventual SCNT stem cell transplant. They do not have one yet, but they are working it, and they do not have Senator Sam Brownback running for President on an anti-science platform. If Senator Brownback (R-KS) manages to pass his little bill making SCNT a jail offense, Roman and I would both be eligible for ten year jail sentences and million dollar fines on our return. That part of my secret backup plan is not completely clear yet. Maybe we would have to live in China for a while, or move to England where the government backs SCNT, or just hope Senator Brownback's jails have good libraries-and how to pay a million dollar fine? No idea. Kindly Senator Sam must move in very rich circles indeed, if he can so casually suggest fining people a million bucks for trying to heal their children. Maybe if I lived in subsidized housing (It is my understanding that he and Senator Jim Talent of Missouri share a rent-subsidized apartment in Washington, partially paid for by a conservative religious group) I would not worry about money either. But China is serious about embryonic stem cell research. How serious? Last year, America's National Institutes of Health, the largest research funding organization in the world-- spent $25 million on embryonic stem cell research. China, an economically disadvantaged country, spent ten times that much-- $250 million. And the lady in line in front of me appeared to be Chinese. Sometimes, when I say, "Excuse me, do you speak Mandarin?" I get an answer like, "No, I am Japanese, Cantonese, Vietnamese, Thai". naturally one does not wish to offend. But this time, there was a cautious "yes?". I pointed to the Chinese characters on the card, with the English translation below it: asked her how to pronounce the words: "Ni buneng shufei-quzhi"-which means "You cannot twist the meaning of it". Some of the words had little squiggles above them, like notes in music. Chinese has up and down "tones", so that the same word said on a different note may have a completely different meaning. I had previously tried Cantonese, which was a six-month disaster. Mandarin has four up-and-down tones; Cantonese has nine. But, I figured, how important could that be? This was during one of the plays we put on to raise funds for Christopher Reeve, and one of the characters in our play (an 8th grade Chinese girl) was correcting my Cantonese pronunciation. When I read from the text book aloud, she covered her mouth, as close as she could come to laughing out loud. I inquired, somewhat stuffily, for the reason for her hilarity. She said what was I trying to say? I said, "Did you turn out the light?" Or so I thought. But because of the tonal difficulties, what I actually said was, "Did you eat the desk?" Sigh. "Knee boo-nung suffhey-chewsuh", said the lady in the line, and when the native speaker said the words, they came out so easy and natural, like a little song. I tried to duplicate her efforts. She lied politely, saying I spoke very well-and then we started to talk (in English, fortunately) and the subject somehow drifted to stem cells. When I said "stem cells", she said, "I do not understand that words"-- but fortunately I had just learned the Chinese for it, "Gan si bao"-and she said, "Gan si bao? Oh, very good, Gan si bao, very important!" Turns out she was a chemistry teacher in China, and now works as a neurologist. And then she told me about her husband-who has Parkinson's. Would I mind talking to him? He was just outside, she would go and get him. I held her place in the line, while she went into the next room. She came back, said he was not interested. We looked at each other. "You talk to him anyway, I think?" she said. He stood up with great dignity, a tall man. He was vibrating slightly, tremors like Michael J. Fox. We shook hands. "I have only minor Parkinson's, of no consequence," he said. I told him about Joan Samuelson, founder of Parkinson's Action Network, and a member of the Independent Citizen's Oversight Committee, what a magnificent advocate she was for cure of every disease and disability, and that 29 members of the group shared the same opinion, that cure for one was cure for all, and we should work together. I forced my card on them, (it has the public address www.cirm.ca.gov website so they could know about the meetings), babbled about this column, talked about the formerly paralyzed rats which walked again, and the man in Minnesota who made the natural cancer killer cells, you know, the usual. We said goodbye, and I went running around the building (literally: I forgot which parking lot a certain blue Volkswagen currently inhabited), before Gloria called me on the cell phone and told me where to go. Sigh. I get told where to go fairly frequently, nowadays. But I remember thinking, as I shuffled past the jam-packed pharmacy for the third time: Every person in that room has a friend or family member with an incurable disease. Every man and woman in my city and my state has a loved one with a chronic condition. Everybody in the world knows someone who is suffering right now . What if everybody in the world went out in the backyard, and shouted, "OUR FAMILY COULD BENEFIT FROM EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH!-all at once-- maybe even the most tone-deaf politician could hear. Remember, we have a Senate vote coming up for the Stem Cell Research Enhancement Act. There should be no slightest doubt how the vote will go. And speaking of which- Where do your Senators stand on S 471? It would be great to send a bill with 100 "Yes!" votes to the President, total Senatorial agreement; a bill with that much support, it would not matter if he imposed his first veto. Also, do you know anyone who lives or works in any of the following states: Georgia, New Mexico, Arkansas, Iowa, Indiana, Minnesota, Missouri, Virginia or West Virginia? If so, please email me! Let's work together. Because, as the song says-- "It's a small world, after all." By Don Reed www.stemcellbattles.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To sign-off Parkinsn send a message to: mailto:[log in to unmask] In the body of the message put: signoff parkinsn