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Thought the Parkinsn list could use a little humor... >> From New York: Where danger is always on the menu ... it's > THE TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, March 15, 1995. And now, > my little buddy ... David Letterman! > >> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ... > >TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD HOSPITAL > >10. You go in for routine surgery, you come out with a tail > > 9. You recognize your doctor as kid who was mopping the > lobby when you checked in > > 8. Instead of sponge bath, they send St. Bernard to lick you > > 7. As you're going under, your surgeon says, "Man, am I baked" > > 6. In the operating room, they have one of these guys [shot of > "Late Show" staffer Bill Scheft waving] > > 5. Every couple of minutes, you hear a bugle playing Taps > > 4. All the diplomas on the wall are signed by Sally Struthers > > 3. You and your roommate have to take turns on the I.V. > > 2. Through fog of anesthesia, you hear surgeon shouting, > "Bring the damn Scotch tape! And plenty of it!" > > 1. Instead of "patient", they use the term "plaintiff" > > [Music: "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" by Robert Palmer] > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve A. Dunleavy ([log in to unmask]) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------