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Thought you'd all appreciate some ethernet cows to cheer you up...
John Eady ([log in to unmask])
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(oo) ( moo )
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^^ ^^
> (__) (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | || / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
> with milk after milking cow with milk
>
> (___) (___) * (___) (___)
> (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
> /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
> / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~a7-+|O
> * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
> Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded
American Bull
>
>
> (__) (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~97~97~97~97~97~97~97
> / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
> * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~97~97~97~97#> \/|(/)(/\/(,,/
\)|(/\/|)(/\
> Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
> on grass on cow
>
> (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
> (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
> /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
> * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
> ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
> ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
> a shit shit kicked out of her
>
> (__)
> (oo) U
> /-------\/ /---V
> / | || * |--| .
> * ||----||
> ^^ ^^
>
> Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
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> (__) )__( vv vv
> (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
> /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
> / | || / | || /\-------/
> * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
> ^^ ^^ vv vv
> American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
>
>
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
> /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
> / | || / | || /| ||
> * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
> start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
>
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (OO) (@@) (xx)
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* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
> psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic
mushrooms
>
>
> /\ __
> / \ ||
> (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
> SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
> /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
> / | || / | || / S / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
> to George Washington this cow cow
> (__)
> * (__) (oo)
> \ (oo) /------\/
> \-------\/ /| |/ |
> | ==$ || / | [) ||
> ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
> to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
>
>
> (___) (__) (__)
> ( O ) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\ / \/--------\/
> / | ||V | |
> * ||----|| ||------||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
>
>
> (__) (__)
> [##] (@o)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
> / | || / | || / | || (oo)
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
> This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
> to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
>
>
>
>
> O__O \_|_/
> (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
>
>
>
> (__) (__)
> ^^ (oo) (--)
> ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
> ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
> ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
> Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
> (What a bod, huh guys?)
>
>
> )\ (__)
> / \ (oo)
> ~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97~97
Cow swimming at Amityville
> (Where Jaws was filmed )
>
>
> * (__)
> \ (DD)
> \ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
> \ | \ (__) * ||----|
> \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
> \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring
at
> ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
> \\ ||
> \\||
> \||
> ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
> \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
> \_ / / / / / _______ / /
> Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
> / / / (__)| / /
> / / / (oo)| / /
> ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
> ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
> @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
> @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
> /--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English
Weather
> * ||---||
>
> (New) Jersey Cow
>
>
> O O O O
> \ \ / /
> \ \ (__) /
> (__) \ \ (xx)/
> (DD) \ +--------+\//
> /-------\/ \| | /
> / | || +--------+
> * ||----||
> ^^ ^^
> Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
> at Gillies in Texas
>
>
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> |__| (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
> /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
> / | || / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> 9 9 9 9 9 #> bill bixby bela lugosi
boris
karloff~
$ claude rains
> male relative cow cow cow
> cow
> x
> xxxx|xxxx
> xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
> |
> //
> (__) // (__) (__)
> (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
> /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
> / | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
>
>
> o o (__) ^
> \ / (oo) /
> \ / _____\/___/
> (__) \__/ / /\ / /
> (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
> /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
> / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
> * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
> ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
> ^^ ^^ ^ ^
>
> Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
> Cow Cow (That's what comes of
> (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
>
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> /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
> /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
> | | ___| |==============|
> | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
> \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
> \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
> ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
> | | * ||------||-----^
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> / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
> / ---- \
> ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
>