who is this guy "Anderson" any how does he come up with such great material? ... 3 blank lines and I am rolling of the floor laffing. Who says sleep deprivation can't be channeled into creative energy? Sorry, folks, usually my nose hits the "F" or "J" home keys when I pass out at the keyboard of my mighty AOLian wurlitzer but, this last time I must have hit a PF key. But since I have your attention: Q: why did the long hair cross the road? A: because someone told him not to Q: why did the short hair cross the road? A: because someone told him to Q: why did the Parkie cross the road? A: why bother asking, by the time I get there I can't remember why I went anyway. Peace, Don Anderson, eyeglasses sewn into his jacket pocket, work security badge heat duct taped to his forehead, keys in his hand, and a list in his hand telling him who he is and why he crossed the street anyway ...