Last night I heard uncontrollable laughter wafting out from the bedroom.
Curiosity, still active in spite of my PD, won out. I found my wife, who
frequently says she is practising medicine without a license as my caretaker,
in tears of laughter insisting that she read me "The Layman's Glossary of
Medical Terms." It got a smile on my face, which has been hard to do
recently. I wonder how you will react?
ARTERY..............Study of Paintings
BACTERIA.........Back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM.............When treatment fails
CONGENITAL....Friendly
DILATE...............To live longer
ENEMA................Not a friend
FESTER.................Quicker
FIBULA................Small lie
GENITAL..............Non-Jewish
G.I.SERIES............Army baseball
HANGNAIL..........Coat hook
HIGH COLONIC....Jewish religious holiday
IMPOTENT............Distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN........Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.......Doctor's cane
Nitrate....................Cheaper than the day rate
{This T-Shirt add called "Layman's TEE" had more on the back"}
