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>X-Sender: [log in to unmask] >Date: Tue, 14 Nov 1995 08:35:18 -0500 >Reply-To: SJU Hepatitis Support Group List HEPV-L <[log in to unmask]> >Sender: SJU Hepatitis Support Group List HEPV-L <[log in to unmask]> >From: Linda Tenenbaum <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: CUTE INFO FROM BREAST-CANCER Digest >To: Multiple recipients of list HEPV-L <[log in to unmask]> > >I thought some of you would get a chuckle out of these definitions. > >Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline > >If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press 1. > >If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 2 repeatedly. > >If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. > >If you are paranoid-delusional, we already know who you are and what you >want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. > >If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will >answer anyway. >> >>------------------------------ >Linda >[log in to unmask] > >