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This came acoss another list I'm on, thought it was cute. Sorry for being off-topic. Debbie [log in to unmask] > > If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer > > Here's an easy game to play. > Here's an easy thing to say: > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is > interrupted as a very last resort, > And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the > socket packet pocket has an error to report! > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the > double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is > corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, > then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! > > You can't say this? > What a shame sir! > We'll find you > Another game sir. > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house, > Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your > packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected > by the printer down the hall, > > And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your > icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, > Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as > I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > > The End