All the chat rooms on AOL and elsewhere inspired this satirical stanza; COMPUTER CHATTER Once upon a time Reality mattered Before the advent of Computer Chatter Fingers rapidly form responses Keypads droning, "Clitter, Clatter," Bodies otherwise still From disuse getting fatter. Occasionally rising To relieve bursting bladders Returning then to continue With evermore jibber, jabber. * Wendy Tebay