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Subject: humor to help keep your mind off PD :-) > > ====================================================================== > > Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, > > 10-10-95. > > ====================================================================== > > > > #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a > > collision. > > > > #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a > > collision. > > > > #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR > > course. > > > > #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. > > > > #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF > > THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! > > > > #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.