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I thought someone out there might enjoy this. It is attributed to Norm Glass of Indianapolis. REVERSE LIVING Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time, all your weekends, and what do you get at the end of it? ...Death, a great reward. I think that the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live twenty years in an old age home. You get kicked out when you are too young, you get a gold watch,you go to work. You work forty years until you re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You go to college, you party until you re ready for high school you become a little kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy or girl, you go back to the womb, you spend your last nine months floating. And you finish off as a gleam in someone s eye. Allan