I do not recollect where obtained this bit, but I keep a copy affixed onto
our refrigerator. I believe it is mighty efficacious therapy.
HUGGING - THE PERFECT CURE
No movable parts
No batteries to wear out
No periodic check ups
Low energy consumption
High energy yield
Inflation-proof
No monthly payments
No insurance requirements
Theft-proof
Nontaxable
Nonpolluting
And, of course, fully returnable.
HUGGING IS HEALTHY
It relieves tension
Combats depression
Reduces stress
Improves blood circulation
It's invigorating
It's rejuvenating
It elevates self-esteem
It generates good will
It has no unpleasant side effects
