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Real test answers from students given here before may be obtained from an old (over 50 years old) book 'An Omnibus of School Boy Howlers' , the Pocket Book of Boners with such gems as: Mexico was conquered by Kotex. and Henry VIII by his own efforts increased the population of England by 40000 and Vat 69 is the pope's telephone number. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- and from the Chemical Bulletin in Chicago: - A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat. - Momentum is what you give a person when they are going away. - A vacuum is a large empty space where the pope lives.