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At 9:25 AM 9/11/96 -0400, Anthony Pare wrote: >Thanks for the support, Pat and Russ (although I though Pat's sounded a >little shaky). And what better campaign boost could one hope for than >Jack Selzer's denunciation? "Lock your porches" indeed! Canadian >academics don't make nearly enough money to afford that type of car, >Jack, and that will be my first order of business if I am elected. And I >feel I should be honest with you: I did inhale. There was never any doubt that Candidate Pare (rhymes with Bare) inhaled. The only question was what exactly had been inhaled. I fear for the republic of letters if this campaign is successful. I beg you all, in the name of god, Think. You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania Jack Selzer [log in to unmask] Jack Selzer, Associate Professor of English Department of English Penn State University University Park, PA 16802 Phone: 814-865-0251