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Anthony,
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> Could you please start your campaign against Selzer and his American
> ilk by arranging for Canada to (handily) beat Team USA in the hockey
> game Saturday night.  And could you make it clear that we won't
> consider a follow-up 150 metre race between Don Cherry and Bob Dole to
> determine who really won the game.
>
> Thanks, Graham
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> Anthony Pare writes:
> >
> > I had really hoped to avoid mud slinging in this campaign. I'm a family-
> > values kind of guy, and believe that rhetoricians, especially those who
> > work in downtown campuses, should have the right to bare small arms, as
> > long as the weather holds, and I though that sort of middle-of-the-road
> > stance (a Canadian tradition, which accounts for why we're always being
> > run over by the U.S.) would keep me free from controversy. But Selzer
> > has gone too far, and so I make this firm promise: if elected, I'll
> > work to make certain that he doesn't get the CCCC program until after
> > the conference is over. (In addition, I'm seriously considering imposing
> > cod-fishing restrictions on him.)
> >
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