Anthony, > > Could you please start your campaign against Selzer and his American > ilk by arranging for Canada to (handily) beat Team USA in the hockey > game Saturday night. And could you make it clear that we won't > consider a follow-up 150 metre race between Don Cherry and Bob Dole to > determine who really won the game. > > Thanks, Graham > > > > Anthony Pare writes: > > > > I had really hoped to avoid mud slinging in this campaign. I'm a family- > > values kind of guy, and believe that rhetoricians, especially those who > > work in downtown campuses, should have the right to bare small arms, as > > long as the weather holds, and I though that sort of middle-of-the-road > > stance (a Canadian tradition, which accounts for why we're always being > > run over by the U.S.) would keep me free from controversy. But Selzer > > has gone too far, and so I make this firm promise: if elected, I'll > > work to make certain that he doesn't get the CCCC program until after > > the conference is over. (In addition, I'm seriously considering imposing > > cod-fishing restrictions on him.) > > >