Marcy, and by guilty association, Russ, Andrea, Jack, Susan, Amanda et al. I hope the subject line will have alerted most CASSLrs to ignore this posting. Since my early retirement, I can't hold an academic thought longer than a sentence in my head. Now that Selzer has craved in I think it is important that Anthony's supporters be gracious in victory: Jack, Anthony's calling you (well, imputing) you're a cod is most unCanadian (since Dukakis, I can't really say what's unAmerican). WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT A COD. Also, my "slicing" threat was in homage to Par(e)ing, an effort to add humo(u)r to this singularly humo(u)rless campaign. I am glad it terrified Andrea into supporting Anthony, but I am afraid you'd already lost her with your idiolectical "look your porches" gesticulating. And I have buried all thoughts of what is nasty and rhymes with Selzer; so I shall not cater to Marcy's morbid expectations. Here is a reconciliating tamer version: Marcy's innersenz tellzer She ought to be voting wid Selzer But his remark re porches ree pelzer And Anthony's cuteness jes meltzer. Andrea ought to be able to tell the very narrow band of lower east-central Pennsylvania Dutch this attempt replicates. One can never be too reconciliatory with Selzer. There is only one false note in those four lines. It's the reference to Anthony's cuteness. Whatever one of his gushing supporters may think, I mean, feel (was it you Amanda?), Anthony's cuteness is entirely ephemeral; it comes within a catfish's whisker (that's for Selzer) of a Leer (sorry!). But there is a truth in electioneering fiat I just cannot ignore (and nobody has called ME cute). Patrick