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Here's a joke I'd like to share with the group. Need to laugh a little each day. Two pirates meet in a bar. One has a peg-leg, hook and an eye patch. "How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?" the first pirate asks. "Arrr...it got bit off by a varmint shark!" "So how'd you get that metal hook?" "Twas in a sword fight -- the scoundrel chopped of me bloody hand!" "And, how'd you lose that eye?" "I was in the crow's nest and looked up to spy a seagull -- and the stinkin' bird pooped in me eye!" "So, how'd THAT make you blind?" "Arrr...It was the first day I had me hook!" Regards, Margaret Tuchman (54 yrs, dx 1980) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I've got Parkinson's disease. And he's got mine.