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I got a chuckle out of this. Very cute! Laughter is VERY good medicine..a real stress reliever! Thanks!! Dianne At 07:44 AM 9/27/96 -0400, you wrote: >Here's a joke I'd like to share with the group. Need to laugh a little >each day. > >Two pirates meet in a bar. One has a peg-leg, hook and an eye patch. >"How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?" the first pirate asks. >"Arrr...it got bit off by a varmint shark!" >"So how'd you get that metal hook?" >"Twas in a sword fight -- the scoundrel chopped of me bloody hand!" >"And, how'd you lose that eye?" >"I was in the crow's nest and looked up to spy a seagull -- and the stinkin' >bird pooped in me eye!" >"So, how'd THAT make you blind?" >"Arrr...It was the first day I had me hook!" > >Regards, >Margaret Tuchman (54 yrs, dx 1980) >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >I've got Parkinson's disease. And he's got mine. > >