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Hi George Andes, This was unfair! - it caught me unawares, and I nearly wet myself! > Just when the Sinemet wears off, and you think the whole world is going to the > dogs (again!) along comes good old humanity and makes it all alright again. > Janet Shainheit is a great friend of many years, a poet, and my favorite > librarian. > > George Andes 62/14 and still counting > > > >Two Local Men Injured in Freak Truck Accident > >Cotton Patch, NC. > > > >Two local men were seriously injured when their ... > >concluded that the headlight fuse on the older > >model truck had burned out. As a replacement > >fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the > >.22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly ... > >before crossing the river, the bullet apparently > >overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the > >right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to ... > >"Thank God we wern't on that bridge when Thurston shot > >his nuts off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis. ... > >Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife > >asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone > >get them from the truck. Isn't that JUST like a woman! -- Jeremy Browne, Hampshire, UK [log in to unmask] Shaking Hands BBS, Fidonet 2:252/160 (+44 1252 626233, also FAX)