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Hi everyone! After all the disappointing news about the Udall Bill, I thought you might like a joke to cheer things up: .............................................................................. .....................................................It's the French Revolution and they're doing the usual beheadings. (Isn't this cheery!) Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer up to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he dies. The priest says that he would like to face up, so he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. They take this as divine intervention and release the priest. Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up, hoping he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. So they release the drunkard as well. The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They raise the blade of the guillotine and suddenly the engineer says, "Hey, I see what your problem is." .............................................................................. ..................................................... Sorry to add to the recent engineer bashing . Mary Sheehan