Just saw a sweatshirt or t-shirt for sale in the "Signals" catalog. It may be perfect for some of you... It says - "Candy is Dandy, But Aspartame is a Phenylketonuric" Is also has the chemical equation for Aspartame on it. Right next to the Shirt are baseball computer caps - On has the ESC. key on it, another has (-: ,the third says rebooting. 1-800-669-9696 to order. (No, I don't work there)