On 10/17/96 04:08:09 Margaret Tuchman wrote: > > The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles > (Yes, kids, these are REAL.) >. And then there is my old favorite from the World War II meat rationing days: "Wilberforce Get Off That Horse and Bring Him in for Lunch" And not to forget another favorite collected by my spouse in his carefree days at college: "Some dirty Dog put Glue on the Saddle" Martha Rohrer (CG for Neal 76/11)