1. A man and his young son are taking a ride away
from their neighborhood and the man accidently
runs over a dog. He and his son exit the car and
the father said, "lets leave it in the gutter--it
is a stray and no one will miss it." The boy
screams out,"He isn't dead--look his ear is
twitching." The man saw nothing but since there
was an Animal Hospital across the street, he
carried the dog in. He asked the vet what the fee
would be to determine if the dog is dead. "$30",
was the reply. The vet looked the dog over and
said it was dead. Again the boy said, "No he
isn't, his eye just blinked." At that the vet
said there is only one definitive test and walked
to the back of the office, returning with a cat in
a cage. He took the cat out and placed it on the
examining table with the dog. The cat circled the
dog, sniffing here and there and returned to the
cage. At that point the vet said "without
question the dog is dead." The man pulled out his
wallet and asked the fee. "$630", replied the
vet. "But you told me $30 when we came in."
"Yes, that is correct, $30 for my opinion, but
$600 for the CAT Scan!"
2. Re Carole Hlton and "Good Sam", I am surpised that
no one mentioned that Good Sam was the place
Madonna recently delivered via "C" section.
from Bob Cowan <[log in to unmask]>
