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Perry, thanks for the laughs, and food for thought. I heard a couple of them before, but so what, they are still funny. I might add that I am sitting here listening to music CD's through my computer while reading the good humor and some of the more serious messages. The reason i mention the CD playing is a lot of folks think you have to pay about $100 for a cd player and $1.00 for a deck of cards to play solitaire, while I am able to do both on a $3000 computer! HEY wait a minute...I got cheated!!!:-) [OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS! Ken Becker [log in to unmask] On Sat, 26 Oct 1996, Perry D. Cohen wrote: > > Life's Important Questions (we may have seen some of these before): > > > > >What is the speed of dark? > > > > >When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? > > > > >Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? > > > > >If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, > > why don't they wear a pair of bras? > > > > >How come you never hear about gruntled employees? > > > > >What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? > > > > >After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the > > water? > > > > >If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? > > > > >What's another word for synonym? > > > > >If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it > > considered a hostage situation? > > > > >When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? > > > > >Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? > > > > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > > >Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't > > afraid to have a Chapter 11? > > > > >How can there be self-help groups? > > > > >Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and > > drive? > > > > >Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? > > > > >If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? > > > > >Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? > > > > >Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, > > but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo? > > > > >Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? > > > > >Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? > > > > >Where are Preparations A through G? > > > > >Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? > > > > >If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? > > > > >When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the > > top one away? > > > > >When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why > > you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? > > > > >What happened to the first 6 "ups"? > > > > >If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon > > called a yellow? > > > > >Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? > > > > >If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? > > > > >Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? >