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An oldie, but goodie... There is an old couple sitting in their rocking chairs on their porch. The woman stands up, walks over to the chair where her husband is rocking peacefully and knocks him right out of his chair. The old man, sitting on the ground rubbing his eyes, says "what was that for?". His wife, who has since returned to her own rocking chair, says "that was because you are, and always have been, a second-rate lover". The old man, after sitting and thinking for a few minutes, gets up, walks over to his wife's rocking chair and knocks her right out of it. She looks up at him and says "now what in the hell was that for". The husband then glares at her and says "that was for knowing the difference!" Margaret Tuchman(54yrs,dx1980) [log in to unmask] *******************************************************************