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One man was having a discussion with God. Eventually the subject came around to his wife.. The man asked, "God, why did you make my wife so beautiful?" God replied, "So you will love her." The man thought about this for a minute than asked, "God, why did you make my wife such a good cook?" God replied again, "So you will love her." The man pondered this for awhile than asked, "So why did you make my wife so stupid?" God replied, "So that she will love you." Laurie [log in to unmask] >An oldie, but goodie... >There is an old couple sitting in their rocking chairs on their porch. >The woman stands up, walks over to the chair where her husband is >rocking peacefully and knocks him right out of his chair. The old man, >sitting on the ground rubbing his eyes, says "what was that for?". His >wife, who has since returned to her own rocking chair, says "that was >because you are, and always have been, a second-rate lover". The old >man, after sitting and thinking for a few minutes, gets up, walks over >to his wife's rocking chair and knocks her right out of it. She looks >up at him and says "now what in the hell was that for". The husband >then glares at her and says "that was for knowing the difference!" > > >Margaret Tuchman(54yrs,dx1980) >[log in to unmask] >******************************************************************* > >