Ah, the life of a teacher as the answers from a test quiz reveal:
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Water is composed of two gins, oxygen and Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin,
and hydrogen is gin and water.
There are three kinds of blood vessels in the body: arteries, vanes and
caterpillars.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Rhubarb is blood shot celery.
The body consists of three parts--the brainium, the borax and the abominable
cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the Borax contains the heart and lung and the
abominable cavity contains the bowels of which there are five: A, E, I, 0,
and U.
The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the
outsides
have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is so that there is
something to
hitch the meat to.
Germinate means to become a naturalized German.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars
and eight cuspidors.
The moon is a planet just like Earth, only it is deader.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or
negative.
When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
Copied from Dorothy Gentry's column,
"Rough River Ripples" in the Times-News
weekly paper, Hartford, KY.
Vicki Peyton
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