Jack...
I'm uploading as a file attachment a supply of Mexican yam cream in order that
you may take advantage of it's many beneficial properties. Please understand
that not only will this remarkable product help prevent AND cure an astounding
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You'll be able to add as much as 16 megs of RAM, plus speed up your CD ROM, as
well as gain an astounding memory boost of nearly a gigabyte!
When you rub this phenomal product all over YOUR body, you too will experience
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Graciously yours, <giggling>
Barb Mallut
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From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf
of E. Jack Savely
Sent: Monday, November 11, 1996 3:58 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
Subject: Re: An E-mail Virus warning ??
At 18:07 11/11/96 -0500, David Austen wrote:
>I don't think Good Times will wreck your hard drive or anything like
>that.
>
>But it WILL cause your brooms and mops to jump out of the
>cupboards and dance on the tabletop. THIS IS TRUE. I have several
>relatives who have been afflicted with this and the only thing that could
>help them was rubbing Mexican yam cream all over their cables to stop the
>"bugs" from running up into the computer. I SWEAR THIS IS ALL TRUE.
David:
I noted from the date on the confirmation message regarding
the subject Virus 08/24/96 that we have managed to pass
2 1/2 months without getting a virus.
While this is not a record, it is a good average!
I feel disappointed however, since I have longed to see my
brooms and mops to jump out of the cupboards and dance on
the tabletop.
While I don't have any Mexican yam cream to rub all over the
cables to stop the "bugs" from running up into the computer, I
figure that if it got to be a problem I could acquire some.
Thanks for the laugh of the day!
Best wishes.........Jack
