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Barb, you'd better send me 4 carloads of your yam cream, immediately! I watched one rerun of "Good Times" on my 1947 RCA tv, and it caused all the tubes to burn out, and the rabbit ears wilted. that TV would have lasted 50 years, if not for that %$^# GOOD TIMES! I was just about getting ready to have it converted to a monitor for my computer! that ten inch screen with the magnifier in front would have been a great upgrade! I guess the yam cream, when mixed with some rum, will soothe my broken heart! [OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS! Ken Becker [log in to unmask] On Mon, 11 Nov 1996, Barbara Mallut wrote: > Jack... > > I'm uploading as a file attachment a supply of Mexican yam cream in order that > you may take advantage of it's many beneficial properties. Please understand > that not only will this remarkable product help prevent AND cure an astounding > variety of computer viruses, but may also be used to add various system > upgrades to your PC as it is a multi-purpose product. > > You'll be able to add as much as 16 megs of RAM, plus speed up your CD ROM, as > well as gain an astounding memory boost of nearly a gigabyte! > > When you rub this phenomal product all over YOUR body, you too will experience > a memory boost and all viruses you might have will be cured! > Hubba hubba!! Dentists SWEAR by Mexican yam cream as an outstanding > replacement for older fillings and crowns. When permitted to harden it > becomes a tough durable dental bonding and filling material. > > WAIT!! THERE'S MORE! If you order the Mexican yam product NOW, you'll also > be sent a set of Ginzu knives, which you can use for cutting and chopping > foods as well as for picking your toenails. You are strongly urged to take > advantage of this remarkable product! > > By the way, YOU are invited to sell Mexican yam cream to all your family, > friends, acquaintances, people you meet on the street, in front of convenience > stores at 3 a.m., folks at work, those you stand next to in elevators, at the > local bowling alley... ad naseum. THIS will make YOU a rich man, and will > most likely save other poor pathetic chronically ill individuals much > suffereing. > > Our Starter Kit is on it's way to YOU! Please remit $98,000 for costs, plus > $1500 for shipping. > > Graciously yours, <giggling> > > Barb Mallut > [log in to unmask] > > ---------- > From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf > of E. Jack Savely > Sent: Monday, November 11, 1996 3:58 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN > Subject: Re: An E-mail Virus warning ?? > > At 18:07 11/11/96 -0500, David Austen wrote: > >I don't think Good Times will wreck your hard drive or anything like > >that. > > > >But it WILL cause your brooms and mops to jump out of the > >cupboards and dance on the tabletop. THIS IS TRUE. I have several > >relatives who have been afflicted with this and the only thing that could > >help them was rubbing Mexican yam cream all over their cables to stop the > >"bugs" from running up into the computer. I SWEAR THIS IS ALL TRUE. > > > David: > > I noted from the date on the confirmation message regarding > the subject Virus 08/24/96 that we have managed to pass > 2 1/2 months without getting a virus. > > While this is not a record, it is a good average! > > I feel disappointed however, since I have longed to see my > brooms and mops to jump out of the cupboards and dance on > the tabletop. > > While I don't have any Mexican yam cream to rub all over the > cables to stop the "bugs" from running up into the computer, I > figure that if it got to be a problem I could acquire some. > > Thanks for the laugh of the day! > > Best wishes.........Jack >