>At 18:07 11/11/96 -0500, David Austen wrote:
>>I don't think Good Times will wreck your hard drive or anything like
>>that.
>>
>>But it WILL cause your brooms and mops to jump out of the
>>cupboards and dance on the tabletop. THIS IS TRUE. I have several
>>relatives who have been afflicted with this and the only thing that could
>>help them was rubbing Mexican yam cream all over their cables to stop the
>>"bugs" from running up into the computer. I SWEAR THIS IS ALL TRUE.
>
>
> David:
>
> I noted from the date on the confirmation message regarding
> the subject Virus 08/24/96 that we have managed to pass
> 2 1/2 months without getting a virus.
>
> While this is not a record, it is a good average!
>
> I feel disappointed however, since I have longed to see my
> brooms and mops to jump out of the cupboards and dance on
> the tabletop.
>
> While I don't have any Mexican yam cream to rub all over the
> cables to stop the "bugs" from running up into the computer, I
> figure that if it got to be a problem I could acquire some.
>
> Thanks for the laugh of the day!
>
> Best wishes.........Jack
>
> Jack & David,
You don't really need the yam cream-----just tie the cables in
good tight knots, then spray the "virusus" with Arrid Xtra dry as
they come out of the kinks. With a Good knot, they'll be almost as
dizzy as the promoters of the cream and those who fall for the hoax
and real easy to kill!
Don
