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i suppose you are right, make it six carloads, I will now call the liquor store and increase my rum order! [OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS! Ken Becker [log in to unmask] On Tue, 12 Nov 1996, Barbara Mallut wrote: > Ken... 4 carloads? Lissen.. I needed more than that to get my 1948 Dumont TV > with the 7 inch round screen to turn on. No one ever claimed that the Mexican > yam whatever works FAST ya know! > > Sooo... better make that at LEAST 6 carloads.. <grinning> > > Barb Mallut (Goddess of the Mexican yam) > [log in to unmask] > > ---------- > From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf > of Ken Becker > Sent: Monday, November 11, 1996 6:59 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN > Subject: Re: An E-mail Virus warning ?? > > Barb, you'd better send me 4 carloads of your yam cream, immediately! I > watched one rerun of "Good Times" on my 1947 RCA tv, and it caused all > the tubes to burn out, and the rabbit ears wilted. that TV would have > lasted 50 years, if not for that %$^# GOOD TIMES! I was just about > getting ready to have it converted to a monitor for my computer! that ten > inch screen with the magnifier in front would have been a great upgrade! > I guess the yam cream, when mixed with some rum, will soothe my broken heart! > > > > > [OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS! > Ken Becker > [log in to unmask] > > > On Mon, 11 Nov 1996, Barbara Mallut wrote: > > > Jack... > > > > I'm uploading as a file attachment a supply of Mexican yam cream in order > that > > you may take advantage of it's many beneficial properties. Please > understand > > that not only will this remarkable product help prevent AND cure an > astounding > > variety of computer viruses, but may also be used to add various system > > upgrades to your PC as it is a multi-purpose product. > > > > You'll be able to add as much as 16 megs of RAM, plus speed up your CD ROM, > as > > well as gain an astounding memory boost of nearly a gigabyte! > > > > When you rub this phenomal product all over YOUR body, you too will > experience > > a memory boost and all viruses you might have will be cured! > > Hubba hubba!! Dentists SWEAR by Mexican yam cream as an outstanding > > replacement for older fillings and crowns. When permitted to harden it > > becomes a tough durable dental bonding and filling material. > > > > WAIT!! THERE'S MORE! If you order the Mexican yam product NOW, you'll also > > be sent a set of Ginzu knives, which you can use for cutting and chopping > > foods as well as for picking your toenails. You are strongly urged to take > > advantage of this remarkable product! > > > > By the way, YOU are invited to sell Mexican yam cream to all your family, > > friends, acquaintances, people you meet on the street, in front of > convenience > > stores at 3 a.m., folks at work, those you stand next to in elevators, at > the > > local bowling alley... ad naseum. THIS will make YOU a rich man, and will > > most likely save other poor pathetic chronically ill individuals much > > suffereing. > > > > Our Starter Kit is on it's way to YOU! Please remit $98,000 for costs, > plus > > $1500 for shipping. > > > > Graciously yours, <giggling> > > > > Barb Mallut > > [log in to unmask] > > > > ---------- > > From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on > behalf > > of E. Jack Savely > > Sent: Monday, November 11, 1996 3:58 PM > > To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN > > Subject: Re: An E-mail Virus warning ?? > > > > At 18:07 11/11/96 -0500, David Austen wrote: > > >I don't think Good Times will wreck your hard drive or anything like > > >that. > > > > > >But it WILL cause your brooms and mops to jump out of the > > >cupboards and dance on the tabletop. THIS IS TRUE. I have several > > >relatives who have been afflicted with this and the only thing that could > > >help them was rubbing Mexican yam cream all over their cables to stop the > > >"bugs" from running up into the computer. I SWEAR THIS IS ALL TRUE. > > > > > > David: > > > > I noted from the date on the confirmation message regarding > > the subject Virus 08/24/96 that we have managed to pass > > 2 1/2 months without getting a virus. > > > > While this is not a record, it is a good average! > > > > I feel disappointed however, since I have longed to see my > > brooms and mops to jump out of the cupboards and dance on > > the tabletop. > > > > While I don't have any Mexican yam cream to rub all over the > > cables to stop the "bugs" from running up into the computer, I > > figure that if it got to be a problem I could acquire some. > > > > Thanks for the laugh of the day! > > > > Best wishes.........Jack > > >