>From my friend in England comes the following: >*****************************************************************************> > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- >Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 16:42:48 +0000 >From: Tammy & Tim Rabideau <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > "Jordan, Tom TL" <[log in to unmask]> >Subject: (Fwd) Fwd: FW: more humor > >>So, in France a young priest went to the house where the pastor of the >>village lived. The pastor had a housekeeper who was actually quite nice- >>looking, and the young priest wondered if perhaps there was more to the >>relationship than simply taking care of the house for the pastor. When >>the young priest voiced his concern, the pastor assured him that nothing >>of the kind was happening. >> >>A few days after the young priest's visit, the housekeeper mentioned that >>the silver soup ladle was missing. The pastor sent a letter to the young >>priest, saying "I'm not saying you took the silver soup ladle, and I'm not >>saying you didn't -- but it has not been found since you came to dinner the >>other night." >> >>The priest wrote back a latter to the pastor: "I'm not saying you're >>sleeping >>with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying you're not. But if you slept in >>your own bed you'd know where the silver soup ladle is."