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Hi everyone! Mary Sheehan started this so here goes my shot at a funny story for all of us poker faced parkies. Top 10 reasons computers must be male: 10 They have a lot of data but are still clueless 9 A better model is always just around the corner 8 They look nice and shiny until you bring them home 7 It is always necessary to have a backup 6 They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons 5 The best part is the games you can play with them 4 In order to get their attention,you have to turn them on 3 The lights are on but nobody's home 2 Big power surges knock them out for the night 1 Size does matter ------------------------------------------------------- You can subscribe to laugh of the day (no charge) and receive funny stuff directly into your email every day. Here's what you do. When in email type in the "to" line as follows To: [log in to unmask] From:(your email code) Subject:(leave blank) In the message body type:subscribe lotd (your email code) You will get a confirmation back, then in a day or two the laughs will start. They even give you instructions to unsubscribe. Just a warning that some of the jokes might be considered offensive but I haven't noticed it to be all that bad. Bill Rogers Peterborough,Ont.Canada