Some of these jokes are really good. Hope you like this one Mary.
A salesman was walking through the streets of a small farm town after his
day of work. He noticed a man walking a three legged pig on a leash.
Curiosity got the best of him, so he walked up to the man and asked 'What
happened to your pig?' The man replied that there had been a fire in their
farmhouse recently and this pig had saved the lives of his family. He had
awakened tha man and his wife, ushered their older children down the stairs
and out of the house, and then gone back in and brought the baby out of the
burning house in his mouth. 'WOW!' the salesman said. 'That's an
extraordinary pig. How did he lose his leg?' The farmer replied 'Well, you
don't eat a pig like that all at once!'
Susan Hamburger, CG for Stan 61/15
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the
best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maughm
