Dear John, 12/11/96 4:15pm
You have been GONGED!! I'm sorry the
committee has met and have decided on a one day suspension
for your telling the same joke twice within a two week period.This is no
laughing matter!! The one about somebody's mother. Actually you almost got
off because there was some debate about wheather your joke was even
considered to be a joke but to a small majority the first telling of the
joke was considered "funny" HA HA This is no laughing matter!!
GONG! This is no laughing matter!! GONG! You are forbidden to tell any
joke for a period of 24 hours beginning at this very moment. You are also
forbidden to tell the offending joke for a period of one month. If you
violate this proviso you will be required to listen to a collection of my
favoriate jokes as told by me.HA HA. This is no laughing matter!! You
should get a life John! {Or at least a new joke]
The decision of the committee is final and no appeal is possiable.
For you anti-humor types please note that the above is not humor and is
seen as an effort to help John "network"; something all PDers need to
learn.
Piece george [[log in to unmask]]
NTGAE
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