Dear.. 008... While I thank you for congratulating me on my "election" as POTY, as far as I know I've not won nuttin' yet... except the title of "Famous Fish!" <giggle> Barb Mullet.. errrrrr... Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf of Robert D. Bowling Sent: Thursday, December 12, 1996 2:38 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Barb Mallut: Famous Fish? Barb, Congratulations on your recent election as POTY. During the euphoria of post election celebrations several Listserv members apparently changed the name of our Queen to "Mullet" (spiny-finned percoid fish with small mouths and feeble teeth---certainly not attributes of a Queen POTY). See attached message headers. I am concerned. This random name change is evidence our Listserv may have been infected by the MAYUT virus, so named because is was commissioned by the Mexican-American Yamgrowers and Underground Terrorists. Sorry to bring you this news. The enemy has not been entirely eliminated. I suspected it when I read the recent Ron Amos post. Accordingly I have notified the CIA, Interpol, M and the usual operatives that the war against organized slime will continue. Regards, Bob (former 008, semiretired) P.S. I spoke with M this morning who offered to loan you 007's Aston Martin for the duration. She tells me it's recently been retrofitted with the new and very secret Mid-range Internet L-dopa Loaded Information Technology (MILLIT) missiles which are capable of locking on to Multi Level Marketing (MULLEM) targets at distances of over 100 megabytes. Each missile delivers 5000 mgs. of L-dopa to the target----enough to over-medicate the toughest offender----and creates several days of incapacitating dyskinesia during which the Information Technology component of the warhead plays soothing music to the home-bound criminal. The music contains subliminal messages designed to create incapacitating dyskinesia in the subject the moment he/she should ever engage in MLM with a doubtful product again. I'll arrange to have the car delivered. Keep your finger on the trigger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attachments: Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 05:48:33 -0500 From: Dale Severance join list <[log in to unmask]> Subject: Re: response to Joe Young and Barb Mullet Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 14:49:10 -0500 From: Albert Young <[log in to unmask]> Subject: Re: response to Joe Young and Barb Mullet