Subject: Helpful Holiday Diet Tips! :)
1 - If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2 - If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other
out
3 - If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!
4 - STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards
5 - If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count
6 - Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breakage cause calorie leakage
7 - Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes:
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz
Ice Cream
8 - When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both
eat the same amount
9 - Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because
they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of
one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with
butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
Wishing everyone a safe and enjoyable Holiday Season!
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