>P.S. KEN, The mouse that could make a map of his brain.....well, he >died...Seems that he went the wrong way on a one way street and was run >over by a crazed Mass. Driver across the street from his pethouse at >M.I.T.. Flushed down the toilet this afternoon at 4:38pm, The moral of this >event? Never,never be envious of a mouse. > >[log in to unmask] "OH, What A Beautiful Morning" Thought you'd like to know - before his unfortunate demise, that mouse had published an article on his life-experiences in the "New Scientist": I have copied extracts below (full text can be found at <http://www.reutershealth.com/jir/jir19.html>) ***************** Advice To Mice: A Commentary On The Reward and Punishment Game Dominic Recaldin There are alI manner of opportunities for white mice today. When I was young, it was either straight into a petshop, or try to scratch a living off the corporation rubbish dump. Neither was exactly a bed of roses. [part omitted] And then science came, and life changed almost overnight. After generations of persecution, white mice were suddenly "in." Scientific research changed us from being the most untouchable into the most hutchable animals in the history of Man. The boom began, I suppose, with medical research. Scientific This is still a tremendous career outlet these research days, but it is not without its attendant risks, changed us from of course. You pay your penny and take your being the most chance. You could be lucky and be part of a untouchable skin-grafting team. Apart from finishing up like a into the most harlequin quilt you come to no real harm. On the hutchable other hand, you may end up in toxicology tests at animals in the Porton Down. Even so, by following the age-old history of Man. rule "Never Volunteer," you could stay there all your life and never have a day off sick. When they start to fumble around for test animals just fade quietly away into a corner of the cage. The ones they can't catch they invariably leave as controls. Never rush or panic, as this will draw their attention. And above all, don't attack them -- a cornered scientist can be vicious. If all else fails and they grab you anyway, pee on their hand. I would like to say a word here about accommodation in research labs. By and large it is very good. The meals are regular and the food is excellent. There is room for improvement in other directions, however. I wish they wouldn't persist in putting down sawdust. It gets all over your fur. You keep thinking you've got systemic dandruff. Newspaper would be better. None of your Daily Sketch rubbish though. Most of us prefer a heavy daily -- the Times is a favourite, especially if the crossword is on view. But for God's sake change the paper every day. Never mind the hygiene: what were the answers to yesterday's clues? I found my own metier in psychology. I run mazes and things. Psychologists are pleasant, simple-mind souls, and life is pretty good. Mind you, you need be a cut above the average with the old gray matter. They don't like dim animals doing intelligence work: it takes them far too long to get any results, you see. They'd never use rabbits, for example. They're as thick as two planks. NaturalIy, it doesn't do to be too smart either. Most mazes are ineptly easy. It's all you can do sometimes not to nod off in the middle of a run, paralyzed with boredom. But you must appear to play the game and act as though the entire thing is straining the frontiers of your intelligence. You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours. Reward-punishment games present a bit of a problem. You'd think psychologists would know better. I am not altogether unknown in the trade as a cheese gourmet. I like nothing better than a rich, ripe wedge of Stilton. And what do I get? That same old indestructible cube of New Zealand Cheddar, day after day. The first time I saw it I nearly had a blue fit. If that's the reward, I thought, what's the punishment? Quite frankly, some mornings I prefer to press the wrong button on purpose. Anything is preferable to that pig's breakfast, even twelve volts up the hooter. Reprinted with permission from The New Scientist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------