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Stan: Dylan warned us years ago: The times they are a-changing. Dennis > Let's see, if it's 20 o'clock, it must be 8 hours after 12. But which 12? Did > the computer start counting at midnight or at noon? (Don't laugh. Remember, > I'm a Parkie. And HAL has already screwed up the date.) And how many hours > do I add or subtract from the time to relate it to my location? (Brian and > Joao Paulo:You might as well forget it.) So, 20 o'clock minus 12 (midnight or > noon) equals 8 o'clock minus 1 for the difference in time zones equals 7 > o'clock plus 5 for the years since I was diagnosed with PD equals 12 again > (BUT WHICH 12?!) minus 4 for the number of times I got laid last year equals > 8 plus 2 for the number of grandchildren I have equals 10 minus 94 for the > last year when I wasn't constipated. >