Awwww GEEEEEE, Margie (said she who works for The Microsoft Network), my heart just BLEEDS for all youse AOLers! Now you are all like those of us on MSN.... waiting to get logged on.... and waiting.... and waiting.... <Grrrrrrr> Lissen.. Stan and I have purchased a large supply of Peruvian Haps and Tasmanian fecks, both of which are reputed to have it all over Mexican Yam Cream, at 1/2 the price. <grin> Can we.... uhhhhh.... interest you in getting some for Dick as a surprise? I KNOW he'll just love the fecks (tho prolly not the haps)<he's the "hapless" type, not the "feckless-sort"> It'll be our little secret and I promise ya we'll gag Stan so he can't spill the beans (so to speak) to Dick before ya receive the fecks in the mail. As an added inducement, Stan'll even gift wrap 'em for ya! (he'll do almost ANYTHING to get outta housecleaning, now that he's retired) <ducking> Whatcha say, Margie? Barb Mallut "Lil_Honey" on the PD chat [log in to unmask] ---------- From: PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf of Dick Swindler Sent: Monday, January 27, 1997 4:22 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: Barb's Response to Stan's Insomnia Stan and Barb - I just wanted to point out that, insomnia or not, you'd probably have to be awake at 1 or 2 a.m. anyway if you wanted to get online. Just think - AOL has revolutionized the sleeping habits of America, and all you insomniacs get to keep company with the rest of us who are staying up in order to get online. Does that make you feel better? Here's hoping for a fresh supply of "feck" and "hap" for you both. Margie