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This is for Barb "Li'l Honey"


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical
malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and
communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not
determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten
sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE
AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to
the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it up in the building's window.
Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked
at his map, determined the course to steer to Seattle/Tacoma airport, and
landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot
how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The
pilot responded "I knew that the tall building had to be MICROSOFT
headquarters because they gave me a technically correct,  but completely
useless answer."