Tim:
On Thursday, February 27, you wrote:
"Barb - this sounds to me like an entirely unwarranted personal attack. .
. Your
own messages would indeed benefit from a bit more content, and less
jocular
froth."
Personally, Tim, I like my froth with lots of jocular. In fact, the more
jocular, the better. If I don't have my usually joculated froth every
morning, I'm a real bear for the remainder of the day.
I recently made the mistake of ordering some dejoculated froth. For some
reason, the manufacturer also increased the content. Believe me, it was
awful! Very dull, flat and lifeless. Not to my taste at all.
I've found that one or two cups of jocular for every five pounds of froth
works well. You might also consider adding a few fecks and haps, or maybe
even some Mexican Yam Cream. They can really liven up a harty bowl of froth.
By the way, did you know I'm the only authorized U.S. distributor for
FFJF-500 --- Frank's Fabulous Jocular Froth 500. I've been using it for
several years and so have many of my friends. It has helped up all so much,
I'm eager to share it with folks on this List.
I started using FFJF-500 about three years ago. During that time, I . . .
* Grew a full head of hair at age 54
* Won the Texas lottery twice
* Discovered I could make love all night without falling down on the
job
* Wrote ten best-selling novels
* Won the Novel Peace Prize for finding Liz Taylor a husband who
lasted more
than six months
* Discovered my toenail fungus had disappeared.
Of course, your results may not be as dramatic as mine, but I'm certain
FFJF-500 would be of great benefit to you and your friends (if you have any).
You can contact me at my email address . . .
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And now, back to more serious matters on the list.
Later, gang.
Stan Houston (54/6)
Cat Spring, Texas 78933
