In a message dated 97-03-10 00:24:08 EST, Albert Young remarks in a fractured fairy tale: << "At my age a talking frog is more useful than a beautiful princess" the old man replied. >> tres true, Albert, tres true. My favorite quote on a similar subject is Woody Allen's "Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing" ... I say why stop there? Wear a halloween costume to bed and do both. regards Rat 53/148/10/86 (my age in one more year, weight in #'s when I left grade school, most toads I've ever seen in one natural day, &age at which I want to get shot in bed by an irate husband)