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On Sat, 15 Mar 1997 08:16:10 -0500 Jeff Jones <[log in to unmask]> writes: >These quotes tickled me. :-}) >Jeff >[log in to unmask] > >Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the >world, >I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not >with all those flies and death and stuff. > -- Mariah Carey >Hi, I am Carl from Willits, Ca If I had to live in severe pain , any time would seem forever. The word of God tells us that the plan of God was stopped when Adam and Eve sinned by eating the forbidden fruit., but when The Son of God comes back to this earth He will give those faithful ones unending life on the earth recreated in Edenic beauty. Genesis 1,2; Isaiah 35 , 66; and Revelation chapter 21. There will be no tears ,pain, sickness or any thing that can mar its peace, beauty, or harmony. Then forever will not be too long to live in the presence of our God and Creator. In order to have that kind of life , one must plan for it here by leting God hav e chang us and our attitudes today. [log in to unmask] > >Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? >Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, >because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live >forever, >but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. > -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest > > >Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same >reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also >discovered >other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. > --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 > > >I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the >law. > -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that >he >failed to pay his taxes. > > >Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of >your life. > -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a >federal anti-smoking campaign > > >I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. > -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward > > >Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates >in >the country. > -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC > > >The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history... this >century's history... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in >this >century. > -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican >vice-presidential >candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion >of >the Holocaust. > > >The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make >them unsafe. > -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia > > >After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, >the >school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David >Steele to the post. > -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode >Island >