Hi all,to make lighter your weekend,
Here is a list of bumper sticker gems:
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.......Not screaming
like the passengers in his car...."
"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"
"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."
Cheers,
+----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ +
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+--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+
