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Hi List Friends
I don't read Ann Landers very often but I did see her following column.  A
Joe in ILL. sent a list of excerpts from the classified sections of
newspapers from across the country.
Illiterate?  Write today for help.
Auto Repair Service.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Dog for sale.  Eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off -head illusion. Salary and Blue
Cross.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

IYQ  all.   Dennis