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---------- > Fra: Joao Paulo Carvalho <[log in to unmask]> > Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> > Emne: Humor > Dato: 3. maj 1997 20:50 > > To the Testa's and other PDERs friends relax in the weekend... > > Just got this from a friend. > --------------------------------------------------- > > This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State > Building in > New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar > next to > another guy. > > "This is a nice place, I've never been here", Mark says. > > "Oh really?", Clark replies, "It's also a very special bar". > > "Why is that?", Mark asks. > > "Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van > Gogh, > and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic." > > "Gee, that's amazing!", Mark says. > > "Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the > right? > Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump > out > you'll > fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back > up." > > "No way, that's impossible", replies Mark. > > "Not at all, take a look", Clark replies and walks over to the window, > followed closely by Mark. > > He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops > 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes > right > back up and sails back through the window. > > "See, it's fun. You should try it", he says. > > "Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", Mark shouts. > > "It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls out the > window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, > and > whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window. > > "Give it a try, it's a blast", he says. > > "Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", Mark says and proceeds to > fall out > > the window. He falls 10...20...30...40...50...60...70...80...90..100 > feet > and splat! He ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk. > > After watching Mark fall to his death, the other guy casually closes the > window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink. The > bartender > arrives with the drink and says, > > "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!!! > -------------------------------------------------- > > Nice weekend, > +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + > | [log in to unmask] | > +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+ Hello from Denmark. Joao Carvalho, what a story, please call you friend and ask for one more?? first I thougt the guy was jumping "rubber-band" jump, but at last when the bartender said "Superman" - the bell was ringing - normally I`m not good to remember "jokes", but this one I`m going to tell some friends to day. (I`m still laughing when I`m thinking about it) Sonia NEVER GIVE UP